Banana Bread Recipe

rooster1 · 07-20-2009, 12:54 PM

How To Make Banana Bread:

Ingredients: 2 sparkling eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana

Instructions: 1 - look into sparkling eyes and hold loving arms.

2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.

4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.

5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!

6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl."

NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.

**ringadingh** · 07-20-2009, 05:25 PM

Im having trouble finding the first ingredient! ;)

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-21-2009, 11:58 PM

Very nice. Banana here sometimes tend to be a little soft. Sometimes it is hard on both ends and soft in the middle.

07-20-2009, 12:54 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Banana Bread Recipe How To Make Banana Bread: Ingredients: 2 sparkling eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana Instructions: 1 - look into sparkling eyes and hold loving arms. 2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly. 3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger. 4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed. 5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done! 6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl." NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.

07-20-2009, 05:25 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Banana Bread Recipe Im having trouble finding the first ingredient! ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-21-2009, 11:58 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Banana Bread Recipe Very nice. Banana here sometimes tend to be a little soft. Sometimes it is hard on both ends and soft in the middle. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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