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Old 09-15-2010, 12:16 PM   #1
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The Pope and Bill Clinton


Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to
an administrative foul-up, Clinton was sent to Heaven and the
Pope was sent to Hell. The Pope explained the situation to the
Devil; he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was
acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take
about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error.

The next day, the Pope was called in and the Devil said his good-
bye as the Pope went off to Heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who
was on his way down. They stopped to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mixup.

Clinton: No problem.

Pope: Well, I’m really excited about going to Heaven.

Clinton: Why’s that?

Pope: All my life I’ve wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton: You’re a day late.


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