Husbands vs. Wives

blowndodge · 04-03-2014, 09:20 PM

Text from Husband to wife:

Honey please come to our local hospital and bring my medical insurance information. I was in a bad accident that totaled the car. Paula drove me here. I have a ruptured spleen, 3 broken ribs, a compound fracture to my left femur and may lose the sight in my left eye. I'm headed for surgery and I'm in room 312 on the third floor. Please don't worry as it could have been much much worse.

Text from wife to husband:

Who's Paula?

sly · 04-03-2014, 10:16 PM

GULP

**ringadingh** · 04-04-2014, 12:20 AM

A good Samaritan.....

Loafer · 04-04-2014, 06:23 AM

hahahaha you can't fix stupid.

davidhollinger · 04-04-2014, 08:11 AM

uh oh! You are about to have life threatening injuries and Paula better have good insurance too!

**GIBBY** · 04-04-2014, 08:40 AM

I read this to my wife last evening, when I got to "text from wife to husband", my wife blurted out "Who the hell is Paula". I guess they all think alike

davidhollinger · 04-04-2014, 11:14 AM

same thing here as I was reading to the wife this morning!!

Boscoe · 04-04-2014, 11:26 AM

Paula is damn hot!!!

The Black Knight · 04-04-2014, 02:10 PM

Silent Sam · 04-04-2014, 07:43 PM

..Coulda been the Pain Med's the Paula, Para Medic gave him.

That's the story I'd stick with !

blowndodge · 04-04-2014, 08:30 PM

for those that thought the joke was the husband maybe was caught with another woman you think just like a woman! The joke was that the name "Paula" was more important to the wife than her husband's injuries!!

**cnc** · 04-05-2014, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by blowndodge

for those that thought the joke was the husband maybe was caught with another woman you think just like a woman! The joke was that the name "Paula" was more important to the wife than her husband's injuries!!

I thought so, but I didn't have time to write into the dear Top Cat column to ask for sure.

Hey Brad when you have to explain your jokes they are WEAK.

blowndodge · 04-05-2014, 09:35 PM

Aren't you through menopause yet Norm? ?

**cnc** · 04-05-2014, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by blowndodge

Aren't you through menopause yet Norm? ?

Nope just starting, just wait there's hell to come.

04-03-2014, 09:20 PM	#1
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Husbands vs. Wives Text from Husband to wife: Honey please come to our local hospital and bring my medical insurance information. I was in a bad accident that totaled the car. Paula drove me here. I have a ruptured spleen, 3 broken ribs, a compound fracture to my left femur and may lose the sight in my left eye. I'm headed for surgery and I'm in room 312 on the third floor. Please don't worry as it could have been much much worse. Text from wife to husband: Who's Paula? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

04-03-2014, 10:16 PM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	GULP __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

04-04-2014, 12:20 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A good Samaritan..... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-04-2014, 06:23 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	hahahaha you can't fix stupid. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-04-2014, 08:11 AM	#5
davidhollinger Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central Alabama Posts: 2,188	uh oh! You are about to have life threatening injuries and Paula better have good insurance too! __________________ I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195

04-04-2014, 08:40 AM	#6
GIBBY Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Osceola,WI Posts: 3,083	I read this to my wife last evening, when I got to "text from wife to husband", my wife blurted out "Who the hell is Paula". I guess they all think alike __________________ Mike "GIBBY" Gibson Osceola, WI VBA # 1279 2011 National Rally 2012 NCR Rally 2012 Antlers Rally 2013 National Rally 2013 Antlers Rally 2014 NC/SC Rally 2014 Antlers Rally 2015 VRA/VBA Rally 2016 NCR Rally 2016 Antlers Rally 2017 Antlers Rally 2018 NC/SC Rally 2018 Antlers Rally 2019 Antlers Rally 2020 Antlers Rally 2022 Antlers Rally 2023 Antlers Rally 2021 Indian Roadmaster Limited 2022 Indian Roadmaster

04-04-2014, 11:14 AM	#7
davidhollinger Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central Alabama Posts: 2,188	same thing here as I was reading to the wife this morning!! __________________ I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195

04-04-2014, 11:26 AM	#8
Boscoe Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Jefferson City, Missouri Posts: 372	Paula is damn hot!!! __________________ 2011 Voyager 1700, Ebony/Pearl Meteor Gray Bridgestone Exedra Max tires in stock sizes Heated Avon grips with Throttle Mod Cobra Scalloped Slip-ons Thunder Mfg. Intake Gasket DEI Titanium exhaust header wrap Corbin heated seat. Polk Audio db521 speakers Mobil 1 Racing 4T 10W-40 with Mobil 1 M1-110 filter Kuryakyn Longhorn Offset Dually Highway Pegs Chrome passenger running board covers All new fluids and lube.

04-04-2014, 02:10 PM	#9
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04-04-2014, 07:43 PM	#10
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	..Coulda been the Pain Med's the Paula, Para Medic gave him. That's the story I'd stick with !

04-04-2014, 08:30 PM	#11
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	for those that thought the joke was the husband maybe was caught with another woman you think just like a woman! The joke was that the name "Paula" was more important to the wife than her husband's injuries!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

04-05-2014, 09:35 PM	#13
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Aren't you through menopause yet Norm? ? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005