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Old 01-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1
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Houston ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are
cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R"

Saudi Air: "Thank you Houston ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Houston ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared
to land Westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Houston ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " HOUSTON ATC - HOUSTON ATC"

Houston ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Houston ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus!
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:35 PM   #2
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lmao
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:35 PM   #3
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That is awesome!!!!!!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:37 PM   #4
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Just goes to show ya... Don't mess with a Smart Ass Country Boy!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:51 PM   #5
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:52 PM   #6
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That's what I'm talking about Sue!!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:49 PM   #7
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BD is Saudi..... he must be... he keeps telling me he wants me Allah Carte. :-/
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:24 PM   #8
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited

There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them.



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Old 01-24-2008, 10:26 PM   #9
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Very nice BD!!!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:29 PM   #10
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He can pop up anywhere!!

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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited

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NOW Boys lets just have a few beers!!!!!!
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited

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