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Old 05-17-2010, 09:38 PM   #1
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Her First Time

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Her First Time


She leaned back and let her shapely legs relax, partly drawing up her knees.

She had put him off many times before, first one time and another, always with fear in her heart.

Some day she knew she would give into him, and he would go ahead and get what he wanted;

She too, wanted it very much, but that knowing fear always held her back.

She knew all along what would happen and now that the time had come she resignedly gave herself to him.

He had this same experience with other girls many times before, but for her it would hurt and the after effect would be wonderful.

Her fingers moved to touch it but she moved away.

His soothing and persuasive voice finally allowed him to touch the tender spot

Then he straightened up and gazed at it before he started.

She stared in horror at what he held in his hands and looked up into his eyes.

He looked down at her with admiration in his eyes and slowly nodded consent.

He was tender and careful as he promised that it wouldn't hurt her, although she moaned softly.

She relaxed completely at his command she opened wider.

She even had her lips apart and laid further back so it would go in and out with ease.

Then a shiver went through her body and she cried
with tears rolling down her face. "Take it out, please take it out.

He smiled down at her and said, "Don't worry it must come out slowly.

It won't hurt as much and it will feel better." She relaxed once more and he slowly pulled it out.

He looked down at her tear stained face and said, "It's all over now, this tooth will never bother you again."
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Old 05-18-2010, 09:50 AM   #2
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You are a cruel one Rooster.
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So, were you thinking about something else? ?
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