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**coacha** · 07-16-2009, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeInFLA

Ron & Tammy, Glad to hear your home safe. Natalie had me busy the past few days on my vacation and didn't get to check in sooner.

Let me know if you need any help with replacing hose. Like I said, I'm on vacation and would love to work on something other than the honey do list.

I wish they would get the new hose in. Right now I just have the bike torn apart and it looks pathetic. If you want to ride up and work on the cruise or just hang out in the man pit, come on up.

**Kawhead** · 07-16-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeInFLA

Ron & Tammy, Glad to hear your home safe. Natalie had me busy the past few days on my vacation and didn't get to check in sooner.

Let me know if you need any help with replacing hose. Like I said, I'm on vacation and would love to work on something other than the honey do list.

Don't we all?

**coacha** · 07-16-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kawhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeInFLA

Ron & Tammy, Glad to hear your home safe. Natalie had me busy the past few days on my vacation and didn't get to check in sooner.

Let me know if you need any help with replacing hose. Like I said, I'm on vacation and would love to work on something other than the honey do list.

Don't we all?

Oh, go have your wife give you a shower Mike...lol.

**Kawhead** · 07-18-2009, 07:12 PM

I rode that ride for all it as worth and more. I godda felling them days is over. Especially since she told me "Them days is over!"

All I godda do now is damn near kill myself and she might go for it again.

**coacha** · 07-18-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kawhead

I rode that ride for all it as worth and more. I godda felling them days is over. Especially since she told me "Them days is over!"

All I godda do now is damn near kill myself and she might go for it again.

Aren't you developing an ingrown toenail or something that she will need to doctor up?

**Kawhead** · 07-19-2009, 01:46 PM

I'm telling you she ain't buying that no more.

She went on vacation last week and left me here limping with a list of places I was only allow to go to and all that had on it was East Bend Market! The forbidden places list was too long and I always got around it.

When my ankle heals I'm going to have to tame her again. Right now my ankle is to sore to lift my boot to her a$$.

**coacha** · 07-19-2009, 02:18 PM

LOL...use a cane!

**Kawhead** · 07-19-2009, 03:26 PM

That crossed my mind, but the cane just doesn't have the torque. Hitting a football (her arse) with a cane you'll only get maybe five or ten yards distance with a running start. But I've learned with a work boot, and a few strides you can kick that SOB slam out of the stadium!

That marital advice was free, the next one is gonna cost. My clients always end up with a happier marriage and a well disciplined and happier wife. :)

**coacha** · 07-19-2009, 05:40 PM

LOL...Don't think Tammy would go for the boot in the arse deal. She would be liable to do that to me though.

kawgirl · 07-19-2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kawhead

That crossed my mind, but the cane just doesn't have the torque. Hitting a football (her arse) with a cane you'll only get maybe five or ten yards distance with a running start. But I've learned with a work boot, and a few strides you can kick that SOB slam out of the stadium!

That marital advice was free, the next one is gonna cost. My clients always end up with a happier marriage and a well disciplined and happier wife. :)

That's funny. Have you been hitting the wine bottle again.

**coacha** · 07-19-2009, 06:25 PM

Yep, I think Kaw-Head is definitely been in the fire water....

On another note...we have a "new member". Check the New Member Intro board.

**Kawhead** · 07-19-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CoachA

LOL...Don't think Tammy would go for the boot in the arse deal. She would be liable to do that to me though.

OMG! That would be a hilarious post if that ever happen. Kinda like Harpo from the movie The Color Purple. This ain't for you Coach.

You may not be allowed to even read stuff such as this.

**Kawhead** · 07-19-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kawgirl (nckawgirl)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawhead

That crossed my mind, but the cane just doesn't have the torque. Hitting a football (her arse) with a cane you'll only get maybe five or ten yards distance with a running start. But I've learned with a work boot, and a few strides you can kick that SOB slam out of the stadium!

That marital advice was free, the next one is gonna cost. My clients always end up with a happier marriage and a well disciplined and happier wife. :)

That's funny. Have you been hitting the wine bottle again.

I'm juss gittin started. ;)

07-18-2009, 07:12 PM	#49
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Next Trip I rode that ride for all it as worth and more. I godda felling them days is over. Especially since she told me "Them days is over!" All I godda do now is damn near kill myself and she might go for it again. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead
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07-19-2009, 01:46 PM	#51
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Next Trip I'm telling you she ain't buying that no more. She went on vacation last week and left me here limping with a list of places I was only allow to go to and all that had on it was East Bend Market! The forbidden places list was too long and I always got around it. When my ankle heals I'm going to have to tame her again. Right now my ankle is to sore to lift my boot to her a$$. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead
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07-19-2009, 02:18 PM	#52
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Next Trip LOL...use a cane! __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD
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07-19-2009, 03:26 PM	#53
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Next Trip That crossed my mind, but the cane just doesn't have the torque. Hitting a football (her arse) with a cane you'll only get maybe five or ten yards distance with a running start. But I've learned with a work boot, and a few strides you can kick that SOB slam out of the stadium! That marital advice was free, the next one is gonna cost. My clients always end up with a happier marriage and a well disciplined and happier wife. :) __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead
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07-19-2009, 05:40 PM	#54
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Next Trip LOL...Don't think Tammy would go for the boot in the arse deal. She would be liable to do that to me though. __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD
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07-19-2009, 06:25 PM	#56
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Next Trip Yep, I think Kaw-Head is definitely been in the fire water.... On another note...we have a "new member". Check the New Member Intro board. __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD
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