ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

jussmatt · 01-17-2008, 02:39 PM

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, Sir."

Todd · 01-17-2008, 02:46 PM

I think the farmer got shorted in that deal

01-17-2008, 04:38 PM

What???

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Todd · 01-17-2008, 06:46 PM

I said ...... "you real have a short c@ck, Nico"

01-17-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

I said ...... " I really want to suck your c@ck, Nico"

dakals · 01-17-2008, 08:57 PM

TODD i thought you were straight!!!!!!!

Todd · 01-17-2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

TODD i thought you were straight!!!!!!!

Of the few things in life that I know for certain......I AM straight.....and from the evidence present in a certain photo....Nico has a really tiny c@ck

blowndodge · 01-18-2008, 12:55 AM

Use the real word todd. Nico has a tiny C0CK!!! when he flashed me on the web cam (I can't believe he did it!) That dinky doinker looked like an highly irritated well abused wart! No doubt from the countless hours of self abuse!

How many of you got that snapshot of his little C0CK on web cam???

dakals · 01-18-2008, 10:28 AM

I didn't get get that snap shot!!!!!!! Todd i am glad to hear that you are straight. i hope all of you guys are i hate it when good looking men are not straight. Cause that just means that i can't have them LOL

Todd · 01-18-2008, 02:19 PM

I know about how many "little nico" pics have been forwarded!!!!!!!!!

socwkbiker · 01-18-2008, 02:25 PM

Getting back to the joke, I think the trade worked out quite well. All four squeal when they are prodded and love to root around in the mud.

As for Nico, well, tiny might be an overstatement. What's smaller than tiny?

01-18-2008, 02:40 PM

infinitesimal?

love ya babe!! :-*

socwkbiker · 01-18-2008, 02:44 PM

Ouch!!! Ok bro, you're going to have to pay me to take them off your hands.

dakals · 01-18-2008, 03:16 PM

He already added a tv to our auction what more do you want?LOL Do you think you can handle sue and i though? You might need help!!!!lol

socwkbiker · 01-18-2008, 03:18 PM

Y'all haven't met my wife.

The two of you should be a breeze.

Love ya honey! ;)

01-17-2008, 02:39 PM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, Sir."

01-17-2008, 02:46 PM	#2
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS I think the farmer got shorted in that deal __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

01-17-2008, 04:38 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS What??? <marquee></marquee>

01-17-2008, 06:46 PM	#4
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS I said ...... "you real have a short c@ck, Nico" __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

01-17-2008, 08:57 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS TODD i thought you were straight!!!!!!!

01-18-2008, 12:55 AM	#8
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Use the real word todd. Nico has a tiny C0CK!!! when he flashed me on the web cam (I can't believe he did it!) That dinky doinker looked like an highly irritated well abused wart! No doubt from the countless hours of self abuse! How many of you got that snapshot of his little C0CK on web cam??? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-18-2008, 10:28 AM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS I didn't get get that snap shot!!!!!!! Todd i am glad to hear that you are straight. i hope all of you guys are i hate it when good looking men are not straight. Cause that just means that i can't have them LOL

01-18-2008, 02:19 PM	#10
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS I know about how many "little nico" pics have been forwarded!!!!!!!!! __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

01-18-2008, 02:25 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Getting back to the joke, I think the trade worked out quite well. All four squeal when they are prodded and love to root around in the mud. As for Nico, well, tiny might be an overstatement. What's smaller than tiny? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-18-2008, 02:40 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS infinitesimal? love ya babe!! :-*

01-18-2008, 02:44 PM	#13
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Ouch!!! Ok bro, you're going to have to pay me to take them off your hands. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-18-2008, 03:16 PM	#14
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS He already added a tv to our auction what more do you want?LOL Do you think you can handle sue and i though? You might need help!!!!lol

01-18-2008, 03:18 PM	#15
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Y'all haven't met my wife. The two of you should be a breeze. Love ya honey! ;) __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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