His Schlong Is Broken[ p***s]

rooster1 · 07-31-2009, 12:34 PM

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his p***s are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is.

The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his p***s, and hoped for the best.

The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment."

The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his p***s pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.

His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-31-2009, 01:53 PM

ridemslow · 07-31-2009, 09:57 PM

You forgot to add the last line, which was.. his reply...
With tears in his eyes, he said "yeah, but I dont think there's room up my ass for another one."
Thats one of my older ones. Still good for ma laugh too.

**ringadingh** · 08-01-2009, 08:23 AM

An oldie but a good

y.

**BudMan** · 08-03-2009, 09:30 PM

07-31-2009, 12:34 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	His Schlong Is Broken[ ps]* A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his p*s are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his ps, and hoped for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his p**s pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"

07-31-2009, 01:53 PM	#2
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07-31-2009, 09:57 PM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	His Schlong Is Broken[ ps]* You forgot to add the last line, which was.. his reply... With tears in his eyes, he said "yeah, but I dont think there's room up my ass for another one." Thats one of my older ones. Still good for ma laugh too. __________________

08-01-2009, 08:23 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	His Schlong Is Broken[ ps]* An oldie but a good y. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-03-2009, 09:30 PM	#5
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