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01-05-2012, 09:08 AM | #1 |
Retirement bonus
Attention, this is a joke.. this didn't really happen!! (it's called humor....)
The Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Master Sargent who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Sarge insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Sarge to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Sarges weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where are your testicles?'' The old Sarge calmly replied, '' Vietnam ''.
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01-05-2012, 10:47 AM | #2 |
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Good one.
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01-05-2012, 10:54 AM | #3 |
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It's a shame you have to explain "Joke".
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01-05-2012, 04:17 PM | #4 |
Not for some of the members.....
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Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!! |
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01-05-2012, 04:26 PM | #5 |
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Patricia is quite conservative, she laughed too.
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01-05-2012, 04:55 PM | #6 |
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Hey Mike, never thought I would use this but you are so deserving I couldn't resist.
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01-05-2012, 05:19 PM | #7 |
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I rather have my boys :):):)
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01-05-2012, 05:22 PM | #8 |
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TC do I detect a little tension?
Good joke Mike. Saw that many years ago. Still funny today.
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01-06-2012, 01:27 PM | #9 |
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Lmao !
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01-06-2012, 03:27 PM | #10 |
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