Some Days You Just Can't Win

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-29-2010, 10:04 AM

A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY.

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. " I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife had left home and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve, then a bully like you shows up and drinks the whole thing! Jeez, I just can't win!!!!"

flavor · 08-29-2010, 10:50 AM

lol

Stump · 08-30-2010, 08:17 PM

madotu · 08-30-2010, 08:20 PM

08-29-2010, 10:04 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Some Days You Just Can't Win A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. " I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife had left home and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve, then a bully like you shows up and drinks the whole thing! Jeez, I just can't win!!!!" __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-29-2010, 10:50 AM	#2
flavor Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: RI Posts: 1,351	Some Days You Just Can't Win lol

08-30-2010, 08:17 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Some Days You Just Can't Win __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

08-30-2010, 08:20 PM	#4
madotu Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 80	Some Days You Just Can't Win

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