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Old 11-23-2014, 10:30 AM   #1
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Ha....

Did you hear about the homosexual who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty?


All his windows fell out!
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Old 11-23-2014, 02:40 PM   #2
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Old 11-24-2014, 07:47 AM   #3
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Homosexual, held me up for a second, cute joke.
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Old 11-24-2014, 12:17 PM   #4
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Old 11-24-2014, 04:47 PM   #5
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----> Where's THE PUTTY ? ....
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:28 PM   #6
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What exactly do they use Vaseline for, besides putting winders in?
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What exactly do they use Vaseline for, besides putting winders in?
I'll give you a hint......
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Old 11-25-2014, 04:14 PM   #8
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does that mean that what he used the putty for stayed in....?
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Old 11-25-2014, 07:11 PM   #9
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I once had a brother inlaw that was a surgeon..He had done several years at Boston General (as I recall)..He said you cant believe what Vaseline..and other lubes, can enable to become "lodged" in the human body !

I assume "putty" was also encountered on a late Saturday Night, there, in emergency..on occasion ! ?
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