Amish

Loafer · 11-22-2014, 06:55 AM

An Amish lady is trotting down the road on her horse and buggy when she's pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am," says the cop, "You should know you have a broken reflector on your buggy." "I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," replies the lady. "There's something else," says the cop. "One of your reins seems to be tied to your horse's testicles, I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too." Back home the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. "He said the reflector is broken," says the lady. "I can fix that in two minutes," says her husband. "Anything else?" "I'm not sure," she says. "Something about the emergency brake."

**ringadingh** · 11-22-2014, 09:37 AM

duffy · 11-22-2014, 11:57 AM

That's not the e-brake, it's the nitrous button....................

The Black Knight · 11-22-2014, 12:11 PM

Silent Sam · 11-22-2014, 10:25 PM

...Could activate the Air Horn ! ?

Loafer · 11-23-2014, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffy

That's not the e-brake, it's the nitrous button....................

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Sam

...Could activate the Air Horn ! ?

Good ones guys!

11-22-2014, 06:55 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Amish An Amish lady is trotting down the road on her horse and buggy when she's pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am," says the cop, "You should know you have a broken reflector on your buggy." "I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," replies the lady. "There's something else," says the cop. "One of your reins seems to be tied to your horse's testicles, I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too." Back home the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. "He said the reflector is broken," says the lady. "I can fix that in two minutes," says her husband. "Anything else?" "I'm not sure," she says. "Something about the emergency brake." __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

11-22-2014, 09:37 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-22-2014, 11:57 AM	#3
duffy Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hot Springs, SD and other warm and dry places Posts: 1,043	That's not the e-brake, it's the nitrous button....................

11-22-2014, 12:11 PM	#4
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11-22-2014, 10:25 PM	#5
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	...Could activate the Air Horn ! ?