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07-18-2009, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
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Morning Sex
MORNING SEX She was standing in the kitchen preparing 2 soft boiled eggs for breakfast, wearing only a 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all. Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained - 'The egg timer's broken |
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