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Old 05-16-2011, 09:11 PM   #1
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West Virginia..

A good ole boy from West Virginia won a fishing boat in a raffle. He
brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do
with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within
100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife
and asks where his brother is.

Pointing to the field behind the house, she says, "He's out there in
his new fishin' boat."

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in
a small fishing boat with a fishing rod in his hand out in the middle
of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells back, "It's people like you that give people from
West Virginia a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I
could swim, I'd come out there and whup your ass!"
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:44 PM   #2
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Funny one.
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:19 AM   #3
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West Virginia..

Oh Boy......
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:27 AM   #4
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