Misc stuff........

[socwkbiker]

You start hearing dueling banjos...run!!

[dlarue]

ya, we never stop... not quite brave enough... the entire town consists of two buildings: a convenience store (sells tobacco to the old men that set out front with the dogs) and a craft/quilt store... its just like out of one of those slice and dice movies...

[socwkbiker]

With my good buddy BD/DB's endorsement... we can't lose!!!

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex,
Marriage, and values......
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,
Did you? "
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"
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A little boy went up to his Mother and asked: "Mum, where did
All of my intelligence come from?"
The Mother replied. "Well son, you must have got it from
Your Father, cause I still have mine"
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every
Now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
A curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
Words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man
And wife."
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long
It'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him
How he is feeling.
"I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used
In surgery," he aswered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a
Display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty
Pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought
My husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one.

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[Todd]

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Shouldn't they be wearing a helmet?

[unwind2]

They need to give out those t-shirts to kids going thru juvy hall for the first time and tell them - 'here's what's in your future if you don't change your ways'.

http://www.jimbogames.com/givebushabrain.html

Ran across this cute li'l thang....(lol)...on one
of the game sites...thought some of you would like to play!!!

Please behave yourselves people.

[socwkbiker]

This is becoming the NFZ...No Fun Zone!

If the funnies...lighter side becomes
unfunny and a darker side...I'll
...I'll JUST CRY!!!

[socwkbiker]

[vulcanvixen]

For cat lovers (and haters) everywhere.....This cracks me up!!

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223...php?cl=4582999