Beer Vs va***a

[ringadingh]

BEER vs. va***a!!! There are no losers...really.

1.Beer is always wet. va***a needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to va***a

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to va***a

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of va***a your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten va***as in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to va***a

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any va***a in public, you become a legend.
One point to va***a

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of va***a he may buy you a beer.
One point to va***a

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
va***a and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to va***a

11.. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to va***a

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to va***a

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER

1 7. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it. One point to BEER

20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a va***a... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER


Final Score: 11 BEER, 8 va***a

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Sounds about right.