Judge's Ruling in Florida

**ringadingh** · 12-23-2010, 07:02 PM

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! You have to love this Judge!
You must read this.....a proper decision by the courts...for a change.

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.
The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days..
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur ndHanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.
Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said,
"Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said,
"The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is fool.
Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

You have to love a Judge that knows his scripture!

Loafer · 12-23-2010, 08:33 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-23-2010, 09:52 PM

I love it.

flavor · 12-24-2010, 08:48 AM

Hey Steve was it Judge Judy.........because she knows everything.

roox · 12-24-2010, 09:13 AM

ridemslow · 12-25-2010, 10:24 AM

Smart Judge.

12-23-2010, 07:02 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Judge's Ruling in Florida Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! You have to love this Judge! You must read this.....a proper decision by the courts...for a change. In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur ndHanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned." You have to love a Judge that knows his scripture! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-23-2010, 08:33 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Judge's Ruling in Florida __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-23-2010, 09:52 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Judge's Ruling in Florida I love it. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

12-24-2010, 08:48 AM	#4
flavor Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: RI Posts: 1,351	Judge's Ruling in Florida Hey Steve was it Judge Judy.........because she knows everything.

12-24-2010, 09:13 AM	#5
roox Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 152	Judge's Ruling in Florida __________________ Wayne 2011 FLHTK

12-25-2010, 10:24 AM	#6
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Judge's Ruling in Florida Smart Judge. __________________

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