8 Important Fact

[usranger74]

Eight Important Facts




Number 8 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world .


Number 7 - Life is sexually transmitted .


Number 6 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years .


Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.


Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal .


Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

[cnc]

Good ones!

[sly]