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09-09-2008, 03:44 PM | #1 |
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Biker corruption test...NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
Biker Corruption Test:
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point Ever tried alcohol? 1 point Ever been drunk? 2 points Ever play drinking games? 2 points Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points Ever sell drugs? 8 points Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points Ever used barbiturates? 8 points Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points Ever used narcotics? 10 points Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points Ever been on a date? 2 points Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points bonus: on 1st date? 2 points Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points Ever paid for sex? 8 points Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points Ever contract an STD? 12 points Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8 points Ever used sex toys? 6 points Ever pass out during sex? 5 points Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point toes---2 points ears---1 point Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points Ever been arrested? 8 points bonus: If convicted - 7 points SCORING 0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you. 21-40 You barely make our scale. 41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. 61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. 101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt. 131-160 You're enjoying life to the max. 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? 200+ You're going straight to hell. |
09-09-2008, 03:54 PM | #2 |
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??? Just can't remember, any points for that ?
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09-09-2008, 04:59 PM | #3 |
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I already knew I was going to hell but thanks for the confirmation, 209!
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09-09-2008, 05:18 PM | #4 |
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Yeah but I damn sure wont be alone
just deduct 15 points from all that for the relative thing and the same sex one and you will have my score never done those two |
09-09-2008, 08:36 PM | #5 |
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you've licked someones eyeball?????
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09-09-2008, 09:23 PM | #6 |
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Hey I will try just about anything twice
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09-09-2008, 09:45 PM | #7 |
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Biker corruption test...NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
According to this survey, I am only one orgasm away from going to hell.
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09-09-2008, 09:48 PM | #8 |
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lol....better become celibate!!!
OR better yet....JOIN US....JOIN USSSSSS |
09-09-2008, 11:23 PM | #9 |
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Biker corruption test...NOT FOR EVERYONE!!
Looks like Im in a lot of trouble. ;)
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09-10-2008, 01:26 AM | #10 |
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I'm scared to add all of mine! Good Grief just reading the list I said yes, yes, yes, yes and on and on and on..................
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09-10-2008, 06:52 AM | #11 |
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Told you I wouldnt be alone
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09-10-2008, 08:16 AM | #12 |
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100 points, Geez, I'm a goody two shoes :-[
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09-10-2008, 11:58 AM | #13 |
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lol...you can be our token goody goody!!
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09-10-2008, 12:02 PM | #14 |
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09-10-2008, 08:28 PM | #15 |
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