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Old 09-09-2008, 03:44 PM   #1
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Biker corruption test...NOT FOR EVERYONE!!

Biker Corruption Test:

Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
Ever been drunk? 2 points
Ever play drinking games? 2 points
Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points
Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried
Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points
Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points
Ever sell drugs? 8 points
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
Ever used barbiturates? 8 points
Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points
Ever used narcotics? 10 points
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points
Ever been on a date? 2 points
Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points
bonus: on 1st date? 2 points
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points
Ever paid for sex? 8 points
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
points
Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points
Ever contract an STD? 12 points
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points
Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
points
Ever used sex toys? 6 points
Ever pass out during sex? 5 points
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points
Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points
Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points
Ever been arrested? 8 points
bonus: If convicted - 7 points

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:54 PM   #2
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??? Just can't remember, any points for that ?
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Old 09-09-2008, 04:59 PM   #3
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I already knew I was going to hell but thanks for the confirmation, 209!
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Old 09-09-2008, 05:18 PM   #4
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Yeah but I damn sure wont be alone
just deduct 15 points from all that for the relative thing and the same sex one and you will have my score never done those two
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:36 PM   #5
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you've licked someones eyeball?????


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Old 09-09-2008, 09:23 PM   #6
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Hey I will try just about anything twice
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:45 PM   #7
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According to this survey, I am only one orgasm away from going to hell.
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:48 PM   #8
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lol....better become celibate!!!

OR better yet....JOIN US....JOIN USSSSSS
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Old 09-09-2008, 11:23 PM   #9
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Looks like Im in a lot of trouble. ;)
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Old 09-10-2008, 01:26 AM   #10
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I'm scared to add all of mine! Good Grief just reading the list I said yes, yes, yes, yes and on and on and on..................
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:52 AM   #11
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Told you I wouldnt be alone
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:16 AM   #12
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100 points, Geez, I'm a goody two shoes :-[
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:58 AM   #13
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lol...you can be our token goody goody!!
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Old 09-10-2008, 12:02 PM   #14
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:28 PM   #15
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