They walk among us!

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.
I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the
money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money
back same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a
Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're
already buy-one- get-one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both
free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of
them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the
sky and said, 'Where?'

They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in
the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't
keep up with all that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?'
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'


Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all
.....they Vote!

[Kawhead]

I'm fixin' to go to work and most probably I will hear something that will top anything on that list before the shift is over.

[cactusjack]

Last week my son was at work and he overheard two women talking. One of them was beside herself that the Russians attacked Georgia. She has family in Atlanta and was worried about their safety.

[bear]

I was eating in an Outback restaurant in Detroit with some fellow workers one night. When we received the check I asked the waitress if Hawaii money was okay because I had just come back from vacationing there. She said to wait because she had to check with the manager. The waitress brought the manager over and he asked to see the money so he could check with his regional manager to see if it was good. We barely escaped with our lives!

[ringadingh]

Once at a dragstrip, a car was staging and doing a burnout, there where two guys holding the car steady. My girlfreind remarked, Look! that car is stuck, and the guys are trying to push him out.

lol...I'll ask 'cuz someone is bound to...was your GF blond?
Those are some funny stories there guys! Hopefully others can keep it going!!

[MarkG]

I can identify with the first one. I gave a clerk $20, he gave me $25 in change. I tried to say something and the rudeness was unbelievable. Walked out of the store with my magazines and my change. They guy behind me in line did better. He gave the clerk $20 and came away with $30 in change. Same rudeness.

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

[socwkbiker]

Originally Posted by cactusjack

Last week my son was at work and he overheard two women talking. One of them was beside herself that the Russians attacked Georgia. She has family in Atlanta and was worried about their safety.

This is not the first time I've heard or seen something like this. How do these creatures function?

[cactusjack]

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

This is not the first time I've heard or seen something like this. How do these creatures function?

They somehow manage to reproduce, thus saving their kind from extinction...and there's no shortage of them either.

[dakals]

Wow, they make me look smart!!!!!! LOL

[moenko]

That sounds like good material for Jeff Foxworthy LOL

[Kawhead]

THEY WORK AMONGST US! I'm slipping and there's no hope for my supervisor. He's toast.