One stone

**wompus** · 04-20-2011, 06:19 AM

> The Indian With One Testicle
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> There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
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> He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
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> After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
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> The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
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> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
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> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
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> He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from complete utter exhaustion.
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> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
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> Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
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> Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
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> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!
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**ringadingh** · 04-20-2011, 08:08 AM

**BudMan** · 04-20-2011, 03:34 PM

**glwilson** · 04-20-2011, 05:42 PM

Loafer · 04-20-2011, 05:42 PM

DUHH!!! :)

Sin City Stan · 04-20-2011, 05:46 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-20-2011, 09:13 PM

04-20-2011, 06:19 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	One stone > The Indian With One Testicle > > There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. > > He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. > > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' > > The word got around and nobody called him that any more. > > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' > > He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. > > He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from complete utter exhaustion. > > The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. > > Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. > > Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' > > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die! > > > > > > > Why ??? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OH, come on.... take a guess !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Think about it !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're going to love this !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone knows... > > > > > You can't kill Two Birds > > > > > with > > OneStone!!! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

04-20-2011, 08:08 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	One stone __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-20-2011, 03:34 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	One stone __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

04-20-2011, 05:42 PM	#4
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	One stone __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417

04-20-2011, 05:42 PM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	One stone DUHH!!! :) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-20-2011, 05:46 PM	#6
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	One stone __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

04-20-2011, 09:13 PM	#7
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	One stone __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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