Nude Drive

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-04-2010, 12:19 AM

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"

She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the spedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help.", he pleads.

She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."

He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover your snatch with that and go get help."

She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."

**markclark57** · 11-04-2010, 02:09 AM

lol, how big was that blond??? She will never ask "Is it in yet?" again. . .

**ringadingh** · 11-04-2010, 04:36 AM

roox · 11-04-2010, 09:02 AM

**jmorrow** · 11-10-2010, 04:15 AM

11-04-2010, 12:19 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Nude Drive A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the spedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help.", he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover your snatch with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!" The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in." __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

11-04-2010, 02:09 AM	#2
markclark57 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,108	Nude Drive lol, how big was that blond??? She will never ask "Is it in yet?" again. . . __________________ 2006 Vulcan 1600 Classic "George III" (Patricia's) 2006 Vulcan 1600 Nomad "Grace" (Mark's) Mark Clark VBA #1619 TaibhseDaid@Gmail.Com "Irish" @ Maricopa County Chapter of B.A.C.A. Phoenix, AZ

11-04-2010, 04:36 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Nude Drive __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-04-2010, 09:02 AM	#4
roox Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 152	Nude Drive __________________ Wayne 2011 FLHTK

11-10-2010, 04:15 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Nude Drive __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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