New Person in Prison

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-30-2010, 01:07 AM

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.

You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.

I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"

**ringadingh** · 10-30-2010, 07:47 AM

**BudMan** · 11-02-2010, 04:16 PM

Stump · 11-02-2010, 07:49 PM

**jmorrow** · 11-10-2010, 04:11 AM

10-30-2010, 01:07 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	New Person in Prison A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!" __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-30-2010, 07:47 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	New Person in Prison __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-02-2010, 04:16 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	New Person in Prison __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

11-02-2010, 07:49 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	New Person in Prison __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

11-10-2010, 04:11 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	New Person in Prison __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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