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Old 12-06-2010, 03:21 PM   #1
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A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and

Comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;

To live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most pretty woman in the room

And will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .



No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

That's what wine does...

Never mind.
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I was wondering about all of that. . Yep wine will do the trick.
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I say skip the wine part, and do the list. That truly does make a real man. :)
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