"Close shave"

**jmorrow** · 09-28-2008, 08:19 PM

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks."I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?""No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

basco · 09-28-2008, 08:54 PM

:-[

**ringadingh** · 09-28-2008, 09:28 PM

bosko · 09-28-2008, 10:19 PM

URP

bear · 09-29-2008, 01:00 PM

Belch!

dakals · 09-30-2008, 08:02 PM

That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny but wrong!!!!!!!!!

mmartin · 09-30-2008, 08:48 PM

??? ::) :-[

ridemslow · 10-04-2008, 10:47 PM

UGGGGG! Dam, that'd make you spit.

ianicky · 10-05-2008, 06:18 AM

thats sick

but funny

09-28-2008, 08:19 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	"Close shave" A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks."I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?""No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-28-2008, 08:54 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	"Close shave" :-[

09-28-2008, 09:28 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	"Close shave" __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-28-2008, 10:19 PM	#4
bosko Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 818	"Close shave" URP

09-29-2008, 01:00 PM	#5
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	"Close shave" Belch!

09-30-2008, 08:02 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	"Close shave" That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny but wrong!!!!!!!!!

09-30-2008, 08:48 PM	#7
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	"Close shave" ??? ::) :-[

10-04-2008, 10:47 PM	#8
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	"Close shave" UGGGGG! Dam, that'd make you spit. __________________

10-05-2008, 06:18 AM	#9
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	"Close shave" thats sick but funny

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