Coincidence

**Cajunrider** · 02-15-2009, 01:23 PM

A chicken farmer went to a local bar...Sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating.

'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the
woman.

'What a coincidence' says the man.

As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man ... 'I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, But today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence......'

dabull · 02-15-2009, 01:34 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**Kawhead** · 02-15-2009, 10:16 PM

**glwilson** · 02-16-2009, 09:09 PM

**ringadingh** · 02-18-2009, 10:58 AM

It works every time

02-15-2009, 01:23 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Coincidence A chicken farmer went to a local bar...Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating. 'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence' says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man ... 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, But today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence......' __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-15-2009, 01:34 PM	#2
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Coincidence HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

02-15-2009, 10:16 PM	#3
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02-16-2009, 09:09 PM	#4
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02-18-2009, 10:58 AM	#5
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