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**jmorrow** · 10-13-2008, 03:43 PM

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

mmartin · 10-14-2008, 04:41 AM

If it going to cost ya 50 bucks, put it in

dakals · 10-14-2008, 07:33 PM

Smart!!!!!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 10-14-2008, 11:09 PM

10-13-2008, 03:43 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Box Donation A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-14-2008, 04:41 AM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Box Donation If it going to cost ya 50 bucks, put it in

10-14-2008, 07:33 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Box Donation Smart!!!!!!!!!!!

10-14-2008, 11:09 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Box Donation __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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