3 Guys Just Got Married

rooster1 · 03-27-2009, 12:01 PM

Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their new bride that evening. One devises a plan of how they can relay this information to the others at breakfast without getting a slap.

"All we do is order as many rounds of toast for how many times you had it last night" he says, and the others readily agree.

At breakfast the next morning, all three guys look very happy with themselves. The first bloke orders cornflakes, and in a loud voice asks for 4 slices of toast, and the others give him a wink and a thumbs up.

The next guy orders scrambled eggs, and again in a voice so the others can hear orders 6 slices of toast. Again, his mates give him a good on yer look.

The next guy orders a full english breakfast, and then asks for EIGHT slices of toast. His mates give a low whistle of approval, and as the waiter walks away, the guy says to the waiter "Oh, and could you make two of those brown, please mate".

**ringadingh** · 03-27-2009, 12:43 PM

bear · 03-27-2009, 03:21 PM

YUK! YUK! YUK!

**Cajunrider** · 03-27-2009, 05:07 PM

strobe · 03-27-2009, 11:18 PM

blowndodge · 03-27-2009, 11:37 PM

A jeff and todd sandwhich

**Kawhead** · 03-28-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

A jeff and todd sandwhich

An you called me a sick pup

blowndodge · 03-28-2009, 10:00 AM

Yes,,,,,,,,,,, I did didn't I ??!!!!

**Cajunrider** · 03-28-2009, 10:34 AM

It's getting cold in here.....

**coacha** · 03-28-2009, 06:39 PM

:)

socwkbiker · 03-29-2009, 10:22 AM

Stop trying to hide your "special side" BD.

**ringadingh** · 03-29-2009, 05:32 PM

At least he didn't order his toast with Jam!!

Todd · 03-30-2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

A jeff and todd sandwhich

:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

You get a "needs improvement" in spelling and joke telling......DUFFUS!!

03-27-2009, 12:01 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	3 Guys Just Got Married Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their new bride that evening. One devises a plan of how they can relay this information to the others at breakfast without getting a slap. "All we do is order as many rounds of toast for how many times you had it last night" he says, and the others readily agree. At breakfast the next morning, all three guys look very happy with themselves. The first bloke orders cornflakes, and in a loud voice asks for 4 slices of toast, and the others give him a wink and a thumbs up. The next guy orders scrambled eggs, and again in a voice so the others can hear orders 6 slices of toast. Again, his mates give him a good on yer look. The next guy orders a full english breakfast, and then asks for EIGHT slices of toast. His mates give a low whistle of approval, and as the waiter walks away, the guy says to the waiter "Oh, and could you make two of those brown, please mate".

03-27-2009, 12:43 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	3 Guys Just Got Married __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-27-2009, 03:21 PM	#3
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	3 Guys Just Got Married YUK! YUK! YUK!

03-27-2009, 05:07 PM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	3 Guys Just Got Married __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

03-27-2009, 11:18 PM	#5
strobe Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,200	3 Guys Just Got Married __________________ Cory 2013 Honda GL1800 Goldwing 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 (for sale) 2007 Honda ST1300 (sold) 2005 Kawasaki Nomad (sold) 2004 Suzuki Hayabusa (sold) http://www.strobel.ws VBA #01021 VROC #29389

03-27-2009, 11:37 PM	#6
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	3 Guys Just Got Married A jeff and todd sandwhich __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

03-28-2009, 10:00 AM	#8
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	3 Guys Just Got Married Yes,,,,,,,,,,, I did didn't I ??!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

03-28-2009, 10:34 AM	#9
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	3 Guys Just Got Married It's getting cold in here..... __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

03-28-2009, 06:39 PM	#10
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	3 Guys Just Got Married :) __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

03-29-2009, 10:22 AM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	3 Guys Just Got Married Stop trying to hide your "special side" BD. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

03-29-2009, 05:32 PM	#12
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	3 Guys Just Got Married At least he didn't order his toast with Jam!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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