THE HUSBAND STORE

Scoot · 01-14-2008, 01:33 AM

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

dakals · 01-14-2008, 08:05 AM

Oooooooooh, poor me. I am stuck on the first floor for women. boohoo!!!!

01-14-2008, 10:27 AM

What's in the basement?

blowndodge · 01-14-2008, 10:41 AM

Nico's paper towels

01-14-2008, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Nico's paper towels

Knew you'd bite lover boy. :-*

socwkbiker · 01-14-2008, 12:03 PM

And BD's sanitary napkins

01-14-2008, 12:04 PM

Maxi-pads for the gushing BD....

dakals · 01-14-2008, 12:06 PM

No way you guys. That is where i keep all of my beer. I can't be on the second floor because i am not rich. But i love sex and beer.

01-14-2008, 12:10 PM

dakals · 01-14-2008, 12:18 PM

Well atleast you have a brain. I don't because it just interfers with everything else.

socwkbiker · 01-14-2008, 12:22 PM

You do dakals, that's how you think about sex all the time.

dakals · 01-14-2008, 12:23 PM

Oh no that just comes naturally!!!!!LOL

01-14-2008, 01:33 AM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	THE HUSBAND STORE A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

01-14-2008, 08:05 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	THE HUSBAND STORE Oooooooooh, poor me. I am stuck on the first floor for women. boohoo!!!!

01-14-2008, 10:27 AM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	THE HUSBAND STORE What's in the basement?

01-14-2008, 10:41 AM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	THE HUSBAND STORE Nico's paper towels __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	THE HUSBAND STORE And BD's sanitary napkins __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-14-2008, 12:04 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	THE HUSBAND STORE Maxi-pads for the gushing BD....

01-14-2008, 12:06 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	THE HUSBAND STORE No way you guys. That is where i keep all of my beer. I can't be on the second floor because i am not rich. But i love sex and beer.

01-14-2008, 12:10 PM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	THE HUSBAND STORE

01-14-2008, 12:18 PM	#10
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	THE HUSBAND STORE Well atleast you have a brain. I don't because it just interfers with everything else.

01-14-2008, 12:22 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	THE HUSBAND STORE You do dakals, that's how you think about sex all the time. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-14-2008, 12:23 PM	#12
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	THE HUSBAND STORE Oh no that just comes naturally!!!!!LOL

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