Boudreaux and his Monkey

**Cajunrider** · 02-24-2011, 06:30 PM

Boudreaux walks into Slims bar in Mamou with his pet monkey.. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to all the old cajuns in the bars amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
Cazan the bartender screams at Boudreaux, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
Boudreaux says "Ma No Sha, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table! He swallowed it whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and Boudreaux has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Boudreaux is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Cazan the bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.
"No, what?" replies Boudreaux.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate em!" said Cazan the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Boudreaux. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass dat cue ball, he measures everything first."

paul · 02-24-2011, 07:15 PM

**ringadingh** · 02-24-2011, 09:10 PM

LOL

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-24-2011, 10:37 PM

Funny one Mitch.

jesse · 02-25-2011, 07:30 PM

Who says monkeys aren't smart!

cajun2wheels · 02-25-2011, 08:02 PM

Now dats funny Cha.

Stump · 02-25-2011, 10:12 PM

02-24-2011, 06:30 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Boudreaux and his Monkey Boudreaux walks into Slims bar in Mamou with his pet monkey.. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to all the old cajuns in the bars amazement, somehow swallows it whole. Cazan the bartender screams at Boudreaux, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" Boudreaux says "Ma No Sha, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table! He swallowed it whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and Boudreaux has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Boudreaux is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Cazan the bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks. "No, what?" replies Boudreaux. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate em!" said Cazan the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Boudreaux. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass dat cue ball, he measures everything first." __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-24-2011, 07:15 PM	#2
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	Boudreaux and his Monkey __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

02-24-2011, 09:10 PM	#3
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02-24-2011, 10:37 PM	#4
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02-25-2011, 07:30 PM	#5
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02-25-2011, 08:02 PM	#6
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02-25-2011, 10:12 PM	#7
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