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Old 09-04-2013, 08:31 AM   #31
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Thanks for the offer Bennym, but I'll just stick with my wife and my bike, both offer me all the touch I need.
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Old 09-04-2013, 12:01 PM   #32
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Benny sounds like a lifetime member! With the VIP card you get that extra service thats NOT on the menu!
Come on Norm, if we go in together we can split the cost and get the 2 for 1 special. Dont ya wanna be snuggle buddies!
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Old 09-04-2013, 12:40 PM   #33
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Benny sounds like a lifetime member! With the VIP card you get that extra service thats NOT on the menu!
Come on Norm, if we go in together we can split the cost and get the 2 for 1 special. Dont ya wanna be snuggle buddies!
Knowing my luck they'd turn on the lights at the end of the session and I'd find out they had omitted the professional snuggler and it was just you and me Dave.
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Old 09-04-2013, 12:44 PM   #34
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Lmao!!!! Nooooooo!!!
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:38 PM   #35
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In our technological age of social networking and connections at a distance, many people are neglecting the simple things in life, such as the strength of touch. If you're in New York and have a hankering for some cuddling, The Snuggery might be for you. Non-nude, non-sexual cuddling is available for anyone who is interesting in safely exploring the strength of touch. For security reasons, while the cuddle time is private in a room, there are other people in her home studio in the event things go south.
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So bennyM, just what is your connection with the "Snuggery?" Your post sort of smacks of promoting or advertising.
I gotta have a better story than that in case "you know who" catches me.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:49 PM   #36
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In our technological age of social networking and connections at a distance, many people are neglecting the simple things in life, such as the strength of touch. If you're in New York and have a hankering for some cuddling, The Snuggery might be for you. Non-nude, non-sexual cuddling is available for anyone who is interesting in safely exploring the strength of touch. For security reasons, while the cuddle time is private in a room, there are other people in her home studio in the event things go south.


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So bennyM, just what is your connection with the "Snuggery?" Your post sort of smacks of promoting or advertising.
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Old 09-06-2013, 07:29 AM   #37
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I enjoy a good hug from any lady.
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:24 AM   #38
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You got shares in this place Gerry?
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I enjoy a good hug from any lady.
Yeah, but just imagine the ecstasy, elation, debauchedness, and nasty feeling you'd get from paying for it behind "You Know Who's Back" , bearing in mind that if she ever found out about it she could force you to pay an attorney to take more than half of everything you worked hard for and most of everything you'll ever earn for the rest of your life.

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You got shares in this place Gerry?
Well if business is good, I should have invested.

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Yeah, but just imagine the ecstasy, elation, debauchedness, and nasty feeling you'd get from paying for it behind "You Know Who's Back" , bearing in mind that if she ever found out about it she could force you to pay an attorney to take more than half of everything you worked hard for and most of everything you'll ever earn for the rest of your life.


Sometimes I hear go rub it against someone else, I'm not in the mood.
Wouldn't she be surprised if I left and didn't come back for a couple of days. Stranger things have happened.
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Old 09-07-2013, 09:01 AM   #41
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You could open up shop in your tree fort Gerry, Loafer's huggery and rubbery.
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You could open up shop in your tree fort Gerry, Loafer's huggery and rubbery.
I suggest instead of a one man operation, he hires womens this time.
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Old 09-09-2013, 10:01 AM   #43
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You guys are just too funny.
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I suggest instead of a one man operation, he hires womens this time.
Yeah and not from Walmart.
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Old 09-09-2013, 07:03 PM   #45
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With the unemployment rate so high, I was hoping for more ladies to interview. The one lady with
the long fingernails would work out nicely in the backscratching room.

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