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Old 01-22-2010, 12:07 AM   #1
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Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the
creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids
who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland .'

Barack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there in my
special Presidential airplane.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's shoes.'

Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael
Jordan sign them!'

The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built in TV and stereo headset.'

Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your ass from drowning!'
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