1st Time I Saw A Fart

[rooster1]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger.


His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but
the boy continues.

'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going to break
something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the
store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he
leaves it.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, a
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's
seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She
calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she descri
bes the situation,
but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his
knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out
his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The
balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

[Yellow Jacket]

Eeeeyyyyyyyhhhhhh!

[ringadingh]

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Yep. I think farts should emit smoke so people could be aware. The farts should be colored coded with green being a fart but no smell and no noise, then would be blue for a little sound with no odor, then would come yellow as these would have some sound and much more odor, after that would come red which would be terrible smelling and a loud sound as it is emitted. This way you could look at a person and depending on the color you see surrounding that person you would know to stay away or not.