Funny Story

chainsaw · 06-23-2009, 03:38 PM

I stopped in Scott City Neb., for gas on Saturday and to get out of the rain for awhile. I was sipping on a Coke and munching on some crackers while talking to the very nice lady in the store. She said she really got freaked out by one of the bikers that happened by about 15 minutes before me. She said that if he would have come into the store she wouldn't have known what to do. The guy stopped to check either his phone or I-Pod, while his riding buddy rode on. I knew right away who it was as she described the rider. Who wouldn't. She said he was wearing a spiked helmet and a very ugly skeleton mask. I laughed as I told her he was a cup cake. She said that she was still freaked out though. SWB, scaring women everywhere. My hero.

**coacha** · 06-23-2009, 03:53 PM

SWB, a true Biker dude, scaring women and eating pie/ice cream...my hero.

kawgirl · 06-23-2009, 04:05 PM

That's a good story! Go SWB!

waterman · 06-23-2009, 04:42 PM

Al,

Is that Scott City, KS??? There isn't a Scott City, NE and SWB was with me the entire trip thru Nebraska and no rain that day. I can definately imagine their thoughts on seeing him. But you could have told her the mask is an improvement. ;)

socwkbiker · 06-23-2009, 09:38 PM

YES

I have arrived as a true biker!!

chainsaw · 06-24-2009, 09:43 PM

Hell Waterman, guess I'm not sure where in the world I was. Probably was Kansas. I do know it was raining. And lets face it, there's only one SWB.

blowndodge · 06-24-2009, 10:10 PM

Wannabe.....

dantama · 06-25-2009, 10:40 AM

Here's my story about SWB. As a kid, he had very rigid parents, and when all the other kids went out trick or treating on Halloween SWB had to stay home. His family didn't do Halloween.

He told himself that when he got older, he was going to redo all the Halloweens that he missed as a child. He recently found a Halloween mask that he could use while he rides and has never been the same since. :)

Does anyone have a better explanation?

**Cajunrider** · 06-25-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

YES

I have arrived as a true biker!!

Jeff, Where was that? I remember stopping for gas while it was raining once. Was that at the store where the big HD group was?

chainsaw · 06-25-2009, 12:37 PM

It was at a Vellero if that helps Mitch.

06-23-2009, 03:38 PM	#1
chainsaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,732	Funny Story I stopped in Scott City Neb., for gas on Saturday and to get out of the rain for awhile. I was sipping on a Coke and munching on some crackers while talking to the very nice lady in the store. She said she really got freaked out by one of the bikers that happened by about 15 minutes before me. She said that if he would have come into the store she wouldn't have known what to do. The guy stopped to check either his phone or I-Pod, while his riding buddy rode on. I knew right away who it was as she described the rider. Who wouldn't. She said he was wearing a spiked helmet and a very ugly skeleton mask. I laughed as I told her he was a cup cake. She said that she was still freaked out though. SWB, scaring women everywhere. My hero. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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06-23-2009, 03:53 PM	#2
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Funny Story SWB, a true Biker dude, scaring women and eating pie/ice cream...my hero. __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD
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06-23-2009, 04:05 PM	#3
kawgirl Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Greenville, NC Posts: 2,729	Funny Story That's a good story! Go SWB! __________________ Amy "kawgirl" Neal Greenville, NC 2002 Nomad
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06-23-2009, 04:42 PM	#4
waterman Top Contributor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,530	Funny Story Al, Is that Scott City, KS??? There isn't a Scott City, NE and SWB was with me the entire trip thru Nebraska and no rain that day. I can definately imagine their thoughts on seeing him. But you could have told her the mask is an improvement. ;) __________________ Joel "Waterman" 2017 HD Road Glide Ultra 2006 Nomad - Sold VBA 213 VROC 16913 Custer 09: Cortez 10: Crescent City 11: Kanab 12: Estes Park 13: Tahoe 14: Red Lodge 16
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06-23-2009, 09:38 PM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Funny Story YES I have arrived as a true biker!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD Login or Register to Remove Ads
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06-24-2009, 09:43 PM	#6
chainsaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,732	Funny Story Hell Waterman, guess I'm not sure where in the world I was. Probably was Kansas. I do know it was raining. And lets face it, there's only one SWB.
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06-24-2009, 10:10 PM	#7
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Funny Story Wannabe..... __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005
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06-25-2009, 10:40 AM	#8
dantama Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 0	Funny Story Here's my story about SWB. As a kid, he had very rigid parents, and when all the other kids went out trick or treating on Halloween SWB had to stay home. His family didn't do Halloween. He told himself that when he got older, he was going to redo all the Halloweens that he missed as a child. He recently found a Halloween mask that he could use while he rides and has never been the same since. :) Does anyone have a better explanation?
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06-25-2009, 12:37 PM	#10
chainsaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,732	Funny Story It was at a Vellero if that helps Mitch.
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