Bending Your Boner

rooster1 · 06-06-2011, 09:54 AM

Bending Your Boner!

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

"By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So", says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

**ringadingh** · 06-06-2011, 08:32 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-06-2011, 09:23 PM

Loafer · 06-07-2011, 08:59 AM

That's a good question.

Stump · 06-09-2011, 10:54 AM

**wompus** · 06-14-2011, 07:50 PM

Damn.. I'm getting a LOT stronger too!! :-/

06-06-2011, 09:54 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Bending Your Boner Bending Your Boner! Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So", says the second drunk, "What's your point?" "Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

06-06-2011, 08:32 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bending Your Boner __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-06-2011, 09:23 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Bending Your Boner __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-07-2011, 08:59 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Bending Your Boner That's a good question. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

06-09-2011, 10:54 AM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Bending Your Boner __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

06-14-2011, 07:50 PM	#6
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Bending Your Boner Damn.. I'm getting a LOT stronger too!! :-/ __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

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