The Perfect Woman

[ringadingh]

Quotes From The Perfect Woman:

1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"
2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"
3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pu**y!"
4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"
5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"
7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."
8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."
10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."
12.) "I'll be out painting the house."
13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."
14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."
16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."
17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."
18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."
19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."
20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
21.) "Not the f**king mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."
23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."
24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"
25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"

[beezer]

I love her. What's her number

[jmorrow]

I'll take one.....

[ringadingh]

I got rid of one like that once. What was I thinking. ::) ::)

Some of those are silly....like #'s 12....16 & 20....why not go to the bar with him?

[basco]

I think somebody has been sitting around eating shrooms again ::)

[mmartin]

send her to my house :) :)

[ianicky]

Ringadingh you been talking to my wife ? ;)

[beezer]

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[ringadingh]

Originally Posted by ianicky

Ringadingh you been talking to my wife ? ;)

Coulda been; She has an exciting day all planned out,and you just want to sit around having tea and crumpets.

[nightmare]

Back off!! she is mine

[ianicky]

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Coulda been; She has an exciting day all planned out,and you just want to sit around having tea and crumpets.

Lmao whats wrong with tea and Crumpets :-/

[ringadingh]

Nothin at all Ian; But why have that, when T&A is being served?

[csguru]

Gotcha.......

Just like trips "free Nomads" the perfect woman is a pipe dream.

[ianicky]

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Nothin at all Ian; But why have that, when T&A is being served?

Yeh but when she wants it as much as she does it becomes a chor !!!