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Old 01-29-2009, 01:32 PM   #1
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A Boy & his Grand Pa

A boy is eating breakfast with his grandfather one morning, and the grandfather notices the boy playing with some kind of chemical in a test tube. The boy pours the chemical on a worm and the worm turned hard as a rock. The grandfather says, "Son, what is that you're putting on that worm?"

The boy replies, "I'm not sure. Something I mixed up. But everything I put it on turns hard."

So the grandfather says, "I'll make a deal with you...let me borrow some of that, and if it does what I think it will do, I'll leave you $5 on your breakfast plate in the morning."

The boy says OK, and goes off to school. The next morning when the boy went down for breakfast he had $25 on his plate. He says, "Grandpa, I thought you said you would leave me $5 if that stuff did what you thought it would do."

The grandfather replies, "I did, son....the other $20 is from Grandma!"
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