Emergency Flashers

[AlabamaNomadRider]

A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one
day. The female driver eases it over onto the
shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the
car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to approaching
drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and
backed up. It isn't very long before a police car
arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches
the woman of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's
going on here?' 'My car broke down, officer' says the woman, calmly.

'Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?' he asks.

'Helllllooooo!!!' says the woman. 'Those are my
emergency flashers!'

Wonder if she is blonde?