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01-29-2015, 11:15 PM | #1 |
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In the beginning
In the beginning, God made a man and named him Adam. After God observed the man for a few days, he decided Adam needed a partner so in the cool of the evening, God went down to the garden to discuss the situation with Adam. "Adam," says God, "I think you need some help down here so I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you a woman, she will be beautiful, will cook and clean and her every thought will be about helping and pleasing you in every way.
Adam said "That sounds wonderful, but I would like to know what it is going to cost me for such perfection?" God said, "Such perfection does not come cheap, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg" Adam ask, "What can I get for a rib?
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01-29-2015, 11:47 PM | #2 |
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OK, first, I LMAO when I read that. Next, send me $20.00 or I'm telling your wife.
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01-30-2015, 12:29 AM | #3 |
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I guess an arm and leg would have been a bargain in the end...
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01-30-2015, 06:46 AM | #4 |
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You know........now that I think about it...........
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01-30-2015, 05:18 PM | #5 |
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This is a terrible joke, very demeaning to womanhood..... okay, sorry she left the room, was watching me type.
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