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Old 01-03-2012, 06:16 PM   #1
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.... Walks into a bar...

A communist, an illegal alien, a muslim and a black guy walk into a bar..

The Bartender says, "Can I help you Mr. President?"...
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Old 01-03-2012, 08:25 PM   #2
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A communist, an illegal alien, a muslim and a black guy walk into a bar..

The Bartender says, "Can I help you Mr. President?"...
That would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth.
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Stan, I thought it was funny. But real close to the truth also.
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Old 01-04-2012, 07:38 AM   #4
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A communist, an illegal alien, a muslim and a black guy walk into a bar..

The Bartender says, "Can I help you Mr. President?"...
Say what you want, but just remember he is the President.
So, Who is getting the Last Laugh?

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a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.
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