West Virginia cow.

**wompus** · 05-09-2011, 08:01 PM

The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk. The people did
some research and found they could buy a cow in West Virginia for $200.00.

They bought the cow from West Virginia and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows
like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No
matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull
and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise,
what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches
from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she
backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in
West Virginia?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in
West Virginia?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from West
Virginia."

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-09-2011, 08:03 PM

**ringadingh** · 05-09-2011, 08:14 PM

**BudMan** · 05-09-2011, 08:36 PM

Loafer · 05-10-2011, 09:12 AM

Intelligence comes from experience.

Stump · 05-11-2011, 10:21 AM

;)

Sin City Stan · 05-11-2011, 10:00 PM

05-09-2011, 08:01 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	West Virginia cow. The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in West Virginia for $200.00. They bought the cow from West Virginia and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in West Virginia?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in West Virginia? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from West Virginia." __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

05-09-2011, 08:03 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	West Virginia cow. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-09-2011, 08:14 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	West Virginia cow. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-09-2011, 08:36 PM	#4
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	West Virginia cow. __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

05-10-2011, 09:12 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	West Virginia cow. Intelligence comes from experience. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-11-2011, 10:21 AM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	West Virginia cow. ;) __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

05-11-2011, 10:00 PM	#7
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	West Virginia cow. __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

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