In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 03-24-2012, 08:43 AM   #1
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Grin Deceitful

I’ll just put my forehead on hers and tilt my head down…ah…perfect, no one can tell…
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2012, 11:12 AM   #2
Sin City Stan   Sin City Stan is offline
Sr. Member
 
Sin City Stan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Henderson, NV
Posts: 3,746
An aquired skill nonetheless.
__________________

Oldest Saloon In Nevada
http://www.pioneersaloon.info/

"Sin City Stan"
Henderson, NV
VBA #01004
VROC #29365
2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike"
2009 Nomad 1700 (past)
2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past)
2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2012, 11:56 AM   #3
AlabamaNomadRider   AlabamaNomadRider is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
AlabamaNomadRider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
Send a message via AIM to AlabamaNomadRider Send a message via Yahoo to AlabamaNomadRider
If she wanted to show them that much, I would just look.
__________________

Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2012, 11:59 AM   #4
danimal2   danimal2 is offline
Advanced Member
 
danimal2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Glendale, Arizona
Posts: 987
It's been brought to my attention that there's a big difference between looking and staring.
__________________

VBA member #01682
Green 1999 Nomad 1500 carb'd 43,000 miles
JOG'd at 20,000, JOG failed at 40,000
SOG'd at 40,000
Darksider
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2012, 12:16 PM   #5
AlabamaNomadRider   AlabamaNomadRider is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
AlabamaNomadRider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
Send a message via AIM to AlabamaNomadRider Send a message via Yahoo to AlabamaNomadRider
Staring can get you in trouble these days.
__________________

Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2012, 02:13 PM   #6
2x18wheeler   2x18wheeler is offline
Advanced Member
 
2x18wheeler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Bedell, New Brunswick, Canada
Posts: 531
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlabamaNomadRider View Post
Staring can get you in trouble these days.
Only if your wife catches you doing it to another woman.
__________________


VBA#1838
Blue Knights#70718

2009 HD Ultra Classic

2010 Nomad August 2011-July2012
2008 900 Classic LT February 2009-August 2011
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2012, 04:36 PM   #7
cnc   cnc is offline
 
cnc's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Montreal QC
Posts: 12,034
This must be where the term "eye candy" comes from.
__________________

Norm Ward
2008 blue / silver nomad
kawanow / VBA #01136
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2012, 12:08 AM   #8
canuckrider   canuckrider is offline
 
canuckrider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Okotoks, AB, Canada
Posts: 1,088
Reminds me of the game "Dozer" we'd play with girls at parties.

You convince a pretty young lady that she'd like to play. You face each other, your forehead against hers. You then look down and say "Doze are sure a nice pair of t*ts you've got there".
__________________

"Sun on my face, wind in my hair, sound of my bike in my ears and peace in my soul..."
VBA Member #01514
2008 "Ultra" Nomad 1600, Candy Plasma Blue
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2012, 07:13 AM   #9
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Quote:
Originally Posted by canuckrider View Post
Reminds me of the game "Dozer" we'd play with girls at parties.

You convince a pretty young lady that she'd like to play. You face each other, your forehead against hers. You then look down and say "Doze are sure a nice pair of t*ts you've got there".
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:20 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.