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Old 09-06-2011, 07:17 PM   #1
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Texas Candidate *joke*

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

A Congressional Candidate in Texas.

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Old 09-07-2011, 06:39 AM   #2
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Texas Candidate *joke*

That pairs up with the Texas statute that declares "it is an affirmative defense to prosecution if five persons will confirm that the deceased 'needed killin'..."
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Texas Candidate *joke*

Funny stuff.
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:28 PM   #4
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Texas Candidate *joke*

Im sure he is the right guy.
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