It's Official

[paul]

Originally Posted by blowndodge

A shed for a very small tool!

OK, BD, you've got me worried. This is information that you could have come by in only two ways.


One : you been peepin' and I need to keep that particular window in the bathroom shut. But mostly, I'm concerned for your safety. Don't forget, this is Texas, not California. We are armed and we don't dial 911. We just call our cousin, the sheriff from down the street and he calls the coroner. At the very least, that kind of behavior could get you arrested. You seem like a nice enough man, I'd hate to see you mess up your life like that.


Two : You been fantasising about (well)...it (of course, this would help explain the ironing fettish) and mabe there are some uh, latent tendencies that linger? Dude, it's ok. For your own sake, come on out of the (ironing) closet. You wouldn't be the first, and I'm sure you'll find plenty of support here, this being such a sensative bunch and all.

So, let me just say, whichever it is, seek help. Please don't these things go untreated or unattended. You'll be much happier.