Martian Couple meet American Couple

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-30-2009, 12:38 AM

A Martian couple landed in their flying saucer and after some exploring ran across an American couple. After they got to knowing each other better the Martian man suggested that they sleep with each others wife. The American couple talked it over and decided to do it.

That night in bed the Martian man and the American wife were in bed and when they started having sex he ask how it felt. She said well it is a little small. He said no problem and pulled on his left ear and right away his d!ck zoomed out in length. He then said how is that. She said the length is fine but it is a little slender. He said no problem and pulled on his right ear and his d!ck swelled up an got very thick. When he ask how that felt all she could do was moan.

The next morning the American couple got up before the Martians and were sitting at the table having a cup of coffee. The husband ask his wife how it was. She told him it was incredible.

When the wife ask her husband how it was for him he said, That damned woman like to have pulled my ears off.

**ringadingh** · 10-30-2009, 03:45 PM

**jmorrow** · 10-30-2009, 05:13 PM

**Cajunrider** · 10-30-2009, 06:53 PM

LMAO

10-30-2009, 12:38 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Martian Couple meet American Couple A Martian couple landed in their flying saucer and after some exploring ran across an American couple. After they got to knowing each other better the Martian man suggested that they sleep with each others wife. The American couple talked it over and decided to do it. That night in bed the Martian man and the American wife were in bed and when they started having sex he ask how it felt. She said well it is a little small. He said no problem and pulled on his left ear and right away his d!ck zoomed out in length. He then said how is that. She said the length is fine but it is a little slender. He said no problem and pulled on his right ear and his d!ck swelled up an got very thick. When he ask how that felt all she could do was moan. The next morning the American couple got up before the Martians and were sitting at the table having a cup of coffee. The husband ask his wife how it was. She told him it was incredible. When the wife ask her husband how it was for him he said, That damned woman like to have pulled my ears off. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-30-2009, 03:45 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Martian Couple meet American Couple __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-30-2009, 05:13 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Martian Couple meet American Couple __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-30-2009, 06:53 PM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Martian Couple meet American Couple LMAO __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

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