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Old 09-17-2011, 09:04 AM   #1
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"Mixed emotions"



A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap.

I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.



She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest d!#k."

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Tears while laughing, that hurts the most. ;)
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That would do the trick.
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