Hey Nico.......

http://www.netaddiction.com/resource...ction_test.htm

Perfect Wolf.......

I suffer from IA, the latest identified debilitating and incapacitating "disease"! :(

I will be applying for disability tomorrow.


Thanks,

Nico ;)

I scored a 52

I keep taking it over again!


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I keep taking it over again!


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And I quote: Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.

I'm sick...... I'm sick I tell you!!! It's not my fault!!! I'm a d*ckhead to it.... I need help!!!! (In the form of a tiny notebook computer with wireless internet connection)! Help me!?!?!

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p.s. You are a cruel person. I told you it hurts to laugh!!!!!! ;)

[blowndodge]

I scored a 24. I'm the anti-Nico!!!

[socwkbiker]

I have a 44. Somehow I always end up between BD and Nico.

You're only lying to yourself...... but you, me, and God know the true answers........ shame on you for being less than truthfull on such an important test. Don't make me assign an investigator to this case!!!!!

[blowndodge]

I'm falling and I can't get up!!!!

[socwkbiker]

I live on that nice river...de-Nile!

[Todd]

I have a 44. Somehow I always end up between BD and Nico.

??? ??? ??? ???Now that's scary ??? ??? ??? ???

[socwkbiker]

You're scared?

[Todd]

Just couldnt resist....NOW LETS SEE THOSE SCORES....I got a 96 (Question 3! I love my bike but..........)




Kawanowers ...... answer the following questions using this scale:

1 = Rarely.
2 = Occasionally.
3 = Frequently.
4 = Often.
5 = Always.

1. How often do you find that you stay on your Nomad longer than you intended?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

2. How often do you neglect household chores to spend more time on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

3. How often do you prefer the excitement of your Nomad to intimacy with your partner?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

4. How often do you form new relationships with fellow Nomad riders?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

5. How often do others in your life complain to you about the amount of time you spend on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

6. How often do your grades or school work suffer because of the amount of time you spend on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

7. How often do you ride your Nomad before something else that you need to do?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 =Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

8. How often does your job performance or productivity suffer because of your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

9. How often do you become defensive or secretive when anyone asks you what you do on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

11. How often do you find yourself anticipating when you will go on your Nomad again?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

12. How often do you fear that life without your Nomad would be boring, empty, and joyless?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

13. How often do you snap, yell, or act annoyed if someone bothers you while you are on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

14. How often do you lose sleep due to late-night rides?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

15. How often do you feel preoccupied with your Nomad when at home, or fantasize about being on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

16. How often do you find yourself saying "just a few more miles" when on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

17. How often do you try to cut down the amount of time you spend on your Nomad and fail?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

18. How often do you try to hide how long you've been on your Nomad?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

19. How often do you choose to spend more time on your Nomad over going out with others?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply

20. How often do you feel depressed, moody, or nervous when you are off your Nomad, which goes away once you are back on it?
1 = Rarely
2 = Occasionally
3 = Frequently
4 = Often
5 = Always
Does Not Apply






Add up your points:

20 - 49 points: You are an average rider. You may ride a little and should really try to spend more time on your incredible bike.

50 -79 points: You are getting there....You should consider the full impact on your life and take off for a 3 week trip across the country just to improve your outlook on life in general. You probably spend more cash on your Nomad than on your spouse.

80 - 100 points: You have reached Nomad Nirvana!! Screw work, the h*ll with the spouse, I'm ridin' Dam*it!! You probably spend more with Parts Direct, Cruiser Customizing, and your local dealer than you paid for your house. In fact, you are probably p*ssed off right now that you read through this whole thing because it got in the way of your riding time.

[blowndodge]

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