U.S. Population

08-09-2007, 11:02 PM

The population of this country is 300
million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama

Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state
and

city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

sitting on your butt,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice

08-10-2007, 12:27 AM

vulcanvixen · 08-10-2007, 12:28 AM

Uh oh! Wolfman....check the math.....I think there's more of us workin' than you think!! Altho you're still right - you and me are sittin' at the computer reading jokes. Good ones, btw. Love your sense of humor!!!

(Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work. ) OOPS!!!!

08-10-2007, 12:36 AM

V has a way of being a killjoy. D*MN! I was happy with the way the Wolf calculated it!

<marquee>AHWOOOOOOOO!!!!!</marquee>

vulcanvixen · 08-10-2007, 08:03 AM

Nico doesn't know a good thing when he sees it! Actually Wolfman, kinda glad the math is off. Means there's lots more people to do all the work while us on the forum can hang and tell jokes! WORKS FOR ME!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em comin'.................

08-10-2007, 10:01 AM

Well I just copied and pasted an email I got........but guess what........... the person who sent it to me is gonna get their neck slit because I don't accept faulty math. And what really pisses me off is that I can't fix it without fixing every friggin' number

08-10-2007, 10:04 AM

(deep breath)................(close eyes).......serenity now......serenity now....serenity now...........
Pardon me for my moment of therapy. Ever since I got back from Iraq I've been a little coo-coo.

08-10-2007, 10:11 AM

LET IT GO BIG GUY........ LET IT GO.... THEY MEANT NO HARM....

<marquee> GOOSFRABA!!!!

</marquee>

socwkbiker · 08-10-2007, 10:18 AM

Deep breath, deep draw on the beer, deep breath, deep draw on the beer. There, getting better? Or at least drunk?

08-10-2007, 10:21 AM

ANGER MANAGEMENT PISSES ME OFF!

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<marquee> Goosfraba, goosfraba!!</marquee>

dip · 08-10-2007, 05:23 PM

you'll can be pretty funny..LOL

08-11-2007, 10:33 PM

Yes I'll can!! :)

Y'all be good now!!

dharris · 08-12-2007, 03:36 AM

Poor math In a Joke...... Imagine that......

unwind2 · 08-14-2007, 02:13 AM

Just say the math was figured by an IRS man. ;)

Todd · 08-14-2007, 08:49 AM

I dont have time to figure out if the math is right or wrong...

<marquee>I'VE GOT NEW POSTS TO READ!!!!</marquee>

08-09-2007, 11:02 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice

08-10-2007, 12:27 AM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population <marquee>I KNEW IT!</marquee>

08-10-2007, 12:28 AM	#3
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	U.S. Population Uh oh! Wolfman....check the math.....I think there's more of us workin' than you think!! Altho you're still right - you and me are sittin' at the computer reading jokes. Good ones, btw. Love your sense of humor!!! (Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. ) OOPS!!!!

08-10-2007, 12:36 AM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population V has a way of being a killjoy. DMN! I was happy with the way the Wolf calculated it! <marquee>AHWOOOOOOOO!!!!!*</marquee>

08-10-2007, 08:03 AM	#5
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	U.S. Population Nico doesn't know a good thing when he sees it! Actually Wolfman, kinda glad the math is off. Means there's lots more people to do all the work while us on the forum can hang and tell jokes! WORKS FOR ME!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em comin'.................

08-10-2007, 10:01 AM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population Well I just copied and pasted an email I got........but guess what........... the person who sent it to me is gonna get their neck slit because I don't accept faulty math. And what really pisses me off is that I can't fix it without fixing every friggin' number

08-10-2007, 10:04 AM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population (deep breath)................(close eyes).......serenity now......serenity now....serenity now........... Pardon me for my moment of therapy. Ever since I got back from Iraq I've been a little coo-coo.

08-10-2007, 10:11 AM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population LET IT GO BIG GUY........ LET IT GO.... THEY MEANT NO HARM.... <marquee> GOOSFRABA!!!! </marquee>

08-10-2007, 10:18 AM	#9
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	U.S. Population Deep breath, deep draw on the beer, deep breath, deep draw on the beer. There, getting better? Or at least drunk? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-10-2007, 10:21 AM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population ANGER MANAGEMENT PISSES ME OFF! :(" title="" border="0"/> <marquee> Goosfraba, goosfraba!!</marquee>

08-10-2007, 05:23 PM	#11
dip Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 182	U.S. Population you'll can be pretty funny..LOL

08-11-2007, 10:33 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	U.S. Population Yes I'll can!! :) Y'all be good now!!

08-12-2007, 03:36 AM	#13
dharris Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chesapeake Virginia Posts: 88	U.S. Population Poor math In a Joke...... Imagine that......

08-14-2007, 02:13 AM	#14
unwind2 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dyersburg TN Posts: 2,858	U.S. Population Just say the math was figured by an IRS man. ;) __________________ Nancy '05 Nomad Blue/Silver Kawanow Member #23 Hubbie-Ken '10 Metalic Black Goldwing

08-14-2007, 08:49 AM	#15
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	U.S. Population I dont have time to figure out if the math is right or wrong... <marquee>I'VE GOT NEW POSTS TO READ!!!!</marquee> __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

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