3 women in a sauna

08-09-2007, 10:02 AM

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "OH, THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "OH, THAT? THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEB ROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.... "WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

08-09-2007, 10:56 AM

You are a sick man. I Exalted you! :)

socwkbiker · 08-09-2007, 11:25 AM

Too funny!

08-09-2007, 11:59 AM

Quote:

You are a sick man. I Exalted you! :)

Y....thank you...

08-09-2007, 12:15 PM

<marquee>Ahwooooo!!!</marquee>

08-09-2007, 12:20 PM

I wish I could do cool red and black letters too :(

08-09-2007, 12:22 PM

You can.... click "reply" not "quick reply" the top "tag lines" has it all!!

08-09-2007, 12:28 PM

Quote:

You can.... click "reply" not "quick reply" the top "tag lines" has it all!!

...Y...Thank you...

08-09-2007, 12:30 PM

Hoorah!!

08-09-2007, 12:37 PM

move]ok I'm an idiot its not working[/move] [/glow] :( I want the black and red ones d**n it!
<s>testing</s> testing 1 2 3

<marquee>testing 123</marquee>

<marquee>This looks evil</marquee>

08-09-2007, 01:08 PM

Type what you're gonna type.... then highlight it with the mouse..... then click on the "<--M" or the "G"low.. ir whichever one after it's highlighted...

Nico

08-09-2007, 01:10 PM

And back off on the name calling..... there are no idiots on this fine forum except for me :) :)

and BD, BT, GH, & SWB....

08-09-2007, 01:34 PM

I guess I have to go in and manually type in the font size. I kept clicking on it thinking it would get bigger. (did I just admit that?)

So Mr. Nico, should I exalt you or smite you for helping me?

08-09-2007, 07:59 PM

Good job!!!!!!!!!
<marquee>

SMITE ME!!!!!!!!! </marquee>

Todd · 08-09-2007, 08:17 PM

whoa..just like subliminal advertising.....

<marquee>send toddf1 a 5th of Grey Goose - send toddf1 a 5th of Grey Goose</marquee>

08-09-2007, 10:02 AM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "OH, THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "OH, THAT? THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEB ROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.... "WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

08-09-2007, 10:56 AM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna You are a sick man. I Exalted you! :)

08-09-2007, 11:25 AM	#3
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	3 women in a sauna Too funny! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-09-2007, 12:15 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna <marquee>Ahwooooo!!!</marquee>

08-09-2007, 12:20 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna I wish I could do cool red and black letters too :(

08-09-2007, 12:22 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna You can.... click "reply" not "quick reply" the top "tag lines" has it all!!

08-09-2007, 12:30 PM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna Hoorah!!

08-09-2007, 12:37 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna move]ok I'm an idiot its not working[/move] [/glow] :( I want the black and red ones d**n it! <s>testing</s> testing 1 2 3 <marquee>testing 123</marquee> <marquee>This looks evil</marquee>

08-09-2007, 01:08 PM	#11
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna Type what you're gonna type.... then highlight it with the mouse..... then click on the "<--M" or the "G"low.. ir whichever one after it's highlighted... Nico

08-09-2007, 01:10 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna And back off on the name calling..... there are no idiots on this fine forum except for me :) :) and BD, BT, GH, & SWB....

08-09-2007, 01:34 PM	#13
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna I guess I have to go in and manually type in the font size. I kept clicking on it thinking it would get bigger. (did I just admit that?) So Mr. Nico, should I exalt you or smite you for helping me?

08-09-2007, 07:59 PM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a	3 women in a sauna Good job!!!!!!!!! <marquee> SMITE ME!!!!!!!!! </marquee>

08-09-2007, 08:17 PM	#15
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	3 women in a sauna whoa..just like subliminal advertising..... <marquee>send toddf1 a 5th of Grey Goose - send toddf1 a 5th of Grey Goose</marquee> __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

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