How to handle telemarketers

08-15-2007, 10:23 AM

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/a...ab8c18e1d.html

08-16-2007, 01:26 AM

<marquee>THAT IS TOO F*CKING FUNNY!!!!!!!</marquee>

**trip** · 08-16-2007, 06:51 AM

Hilarious!!!! I hope a telemarketer calls me soon.

socwkbiker · 08-16-2007, 08:27 AM

That is too funny! I need to record that so I can have it for a telemarketer.

unwind2 · 08-16-2007, 04:38 PM

I've heard that one before - it's a roit.

Let me tell you what I do when telemarketers call. They start to give their spill......I start say.."Hello, Hello, Hello" of course they start back 'Hello, Ms Johnson can you here me?" then I say loudly in the phone 'Honey! the phone is acting up again!'....Then I hang up.....It's fun!

vulcanvixen · 08-16-2007, 09:49 PM

Another good one is to just repeat back everything they say. Funny to hear them hang up on you!! LOL

lw · 08-18-2007, 10:04 PM

When Sarah was little, I used to let her talk to the telemarketers. I'm sure they got a charge outta talking to a three-year-old in the "why?" stage.

dharris · 08-19-2007, 04:39 AM

They have another WHY stage...after they been married a while

lw · 08-19-2007, 06:09 PM

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They have another WHY stage...after they been married a while

That "why" stage usually goes hand in hand with the "how much is that gonna cost?" stage.

socwkbiker · 02-06-2008, 09:46 PM

Just passing through old threads, trying to get to 3k and remembered this one is f**king funny!

**ringadingh** · 02-06-2008, 11:11 PM

I heard that before also , but its funny as hell every time.

jussmatt · 02-07-2008, 04:15 PM

That one is good...but I like the one I use too... got the handy dandy football game air horn sitting by the phone... One good blast right into the receiver and *poof*... no more telemarketer!! Not to mention scaring the crap out of everybody in the household!! Hey..what can I say...it's all fun at my house! LOL!

dakals · 02-07-2008, 04:32 PM

That is awesome!!!!!!!!

08-15-2007, 10:23 AM	#1
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08-16-2007, 01:26 AM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	How to handle telemarketers <marquee>*THAT IS TOO FCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!**</marquee>

08-16-2007, 06:51 AM	#3
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	How to handle telemarketers Hilarious!!!! I hope a telemarketer calls me soon. __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

08-16-2007, 08:27 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	How to handle telemarketers That is too funny! I need to record that so I can have it for a telemarketer. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-16-2007, 04:38 PM	#5
unwind2 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dyersburg TN Posts: 2,858	How to handle telemarketers I've heard that one before - it's a roit. Let me tell you what I do when telemarketers call. They start to give their spill......I start say.."Hello, Hello, Hello" of course they start back 'Hello, Ms Johnson can you here me?" then I say loudly in the phone 'Honey! the phone is acting up again!'....Then I hang up.....It's fun! __________________ Nancy '05 Nomad Blue/Silver Kawanow Member #23 Hubbie-Ken '10 Metalic Black Goldwing

08-16-2007, 09:49 PM	#6
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	How to handle telemarketers Another good one is to just repeat back everything they say. Funny to hear them hang up on you!! LOL

08-18-2007, 10:04 PM	#7
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	How to handle telemarketers When Sarah was little, I used to let her talk to the telemarketers. I'm sure they got a charge outta talking to a three-year-old in the "why?" stage.

08-19-2007, 04:39 AM	#8
dharris Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chesapeake Virginia Posts: 88	How to handle telemarketers They have another WHY stage...after they been married a while

02-06-2008, 09:46 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	How to handle telemarketers Just passing through old threads, trying to get to 3k and remembered this one is f**king funny! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

02-06-2008, 11:11 PM	#11
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	How to handle telemarketers I heard that before also , but its funny as hell every time. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-07-2008, 04:15 PM	#12
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	How to handle telemarketers That one is good...but I like the one I use too... got the handy dandy football game air horn sitting by the phone... One good blast right into the receiver and poof... no more telemarketer!! Not to mention scaring the crap out of everybody in the household!! Hey..what can I say...it's all fun at my house! LOL!

02-07-2008, 04:32 PM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	How to handle telemarketers That is awesome!!!!!!!!

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